One of our most famous exterminations. Even though it took place in front of over 100 camera-equipped journalists, no-one was ever caught. We were so thorough, most people don't even know it happened!

At one stage the reservoir bitches were the most feared group of assassins anywhere. Some have since died, been caught or gone on to various solo careers, but the hard-core remain.

Another subtle kill.. three years ago, in a desperate attempt to save the world from further torture, we 'removed' M. Jackson, and replaced his half-plastic body with a full-plastic mannequin.

We hired a dwarf to operate his legs, but by a strange coincidence the dwarf discovered amazing musical talent, and he continued to have chart success.

The dwarf has now been replaced with a three-legged shrew, and things are ok.