A man who likes to keep busy.

- read the history of Naills

NAME:

Naills

AGE:

Unaging. (Thanks to Oil of Olay)

HEIGHT:

6' 2"

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES:

Aside from the long hair and manic stare, he tends to point guns in people's faces randomly, shouting "Say that again, ya bandit!"

PREFERED METHOD OF KILLING:

Anything involving explosions, guns, or sharp shiny blades. For example, this! (Stabs interviewer in the ribs repeatedly)

SLOGAN:

They're always after me lucky charms, the f***in b*****ds!