reservoir bitches
home
about us
portfolio
prices
training
contact

Join now!

profile: nice guy donnie

nice guy donnie

1101001011001011010010001011001010101

 

NAME:

Nice Guy Donnie

AGE:

23

HEIGHT:

6' 2"

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES:

A master of disguise, Donnie can resemble anything from a lamppost to a small pile of discarded shoes. His 7 fingered hands are specially adapted for quick typing on keyboards.

PREFERED METHOD OF KILLING:

Subtle, ingenius ways. For example, he recently created a web site that makes you want to buy things you don't need. Eventually you run out of money, and end up dying homeless in the gutter. He called it Amazon.

SLOGAN:

View the source, Luke.

 

 
All content © 2002, reservoir bitches. All rights reserved.